And amongst all of the profanities and vulgarities, one little voice awkwardly said...
Everyone was surprised and amused. And although Ethan was a bit embarrassed to admit his lack of experience in the realm of sex, he was pleased that it gained him some fans, in addition to his biggest supporter (me!).
No shame, people. ;]
edit: I am proud of Ethan, too, you guys! ;] And I must say - this is a value we both uphold.