Although many of the friends I have at our University wouldn't guess, Ethan is not shy. He only censors himself in order to appear... well, sane. :]
He's cleaning his dorm room today, unable to leave school for Spring Break knowing that he'll come back to a dirty place. Also his roommate does next-to-nothing as far as cleanliness is concerned.
Anyway, I received this text from an extremely enthusiastic Ethan:
I HAVE A DUSTBUSTER. What's that Mr. Dust? YOU'RE BUSTED.
Why yes, he is that awesome. I love my best friend!