While I'm stuck inside using my day off to write six pages worth of midterm-related essay, my mom is out and about. Just received the following text from her.
Mom: "So it's Senior Day at Ross. Ten percent off. It's packed. Announcement over the loudspeaker: 'If you're driving a maroon Ford Taurus, your driver's side door is wide open.' Seniors! Gotta love 'em!"